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Title: Make the Young Girls Cry
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Thette
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: MCU
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster, Phil Coulson, Clint Barton
Rating: T
Summary: "I officially have better taste in music than Tony fucking Stark! This so goes on my Tumblr!"

"No, it doesn't. Neither does it go on your blog, your LiveJournal, your Dreamwidth, your AO3, your OKCupid, your LinkedIn resume, your Twitter, your G+, your Diaspora or your Facebook. Although you don't seem to be on MySpace, you're not allowed to post that there either."

Length: 4:05min
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Title: The Revenge of the Houseplants
Author: H.J.Bender
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Cover: [tumblr.com profile] theothershiroki
Fandom: Good Omens
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: T
Tags: violent bloodthirsty vegetation
Summary:
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master.
QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery?
ANSWER: This fic.
Length: 1:18:25
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Music used:
Queen - I Want to Break Free
Judy Garland - Somewhere over the Rainbow (I honestly tried singing this, but NO ONE deserves to be subjected to that - I made TheOtherShiroki listen and she confirmed)
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Title: The Harlequin one
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] whit_merule
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel
Rating: T
Tags: crack, fluff
Summary: Gabriel gets bored and decides Sam should be in a romance novel. So he drops him in some.
Length: 10:27min
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Title: That thing that happened that one time
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] maple_clef
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Rivers of London
Characters: Thomas Nightingale, Molly, Harold Postmartin
Rating: T
Summary: Soon after he moved into the Folly, Peter discovered two rather confusing paintings in the coach house. This is the story of how they came to be. But shhhh... don't tell anyone.

Length: 6:41min
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Title: The Doctor's New Clothes
Author: [personal profile] kdheart
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart & [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Tewlfth Doctor, Clara
Rating: G
Tags: kilts
Summary: There are things in the Doctor's wardrobe Clara wishes she's never seen.

Length: 5:59min with bloopers | 4:57min without
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Title: Untitled tumblr fic
Author: [tumblr.com profile] quercusrubra
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Gabriel
Rating: G
Tags: crack, dinosaurs
Summary: The one with the flaming dinosaurs.
Length: 3:17min
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Title: Stripe Club
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] palaverado
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Good Omens
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: T
Tags: a lovely stripper named Evelyn
Summary: "That is a martini."
Length: 9:20min
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Title: Fourth Wall? What Fourth Wall?
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Thette
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: T
Tags: crack, witches, bad puns
Summary: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. (Really, the title says it all :D)
Length: 1:13min
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Title: Sobre cómo no efectuar un rescate
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] FujurPreux
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Doctor Who, Lilo&Stitch
Characters: 11th Doctor, Lilo, Stitch
Rating: G
Language: Spanish
Summary:El Doctor todavía no aprende a cerrar siempre la puerta de la Tardis con llave y se encuentra con una sorpresa. O quizá dos.
Length: 11:12min
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Title: Harry Potter and I'm Insane! aka Harry Potter si broscuta blestemata
Author: [tumblr.com profile] TheOtherShiroki
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix
Characters: Harry Potter, Gollum, Frodo, Sam, Neo, Morpheus and a damn little yellow frog
Rating: T
Tags: crack, crack, crack and lots of bad jokes
Language: Romanian
Summary: Harry se muta si se trezeste tarat prin alte taramuri de o nenorocita de broscuta galbena cu picatele mov. Mult misto.
Disclaimer: This was written back in 2007 and posted to one of the Romanian anime forums active at the time. It no longer exists anywhere online as far as I and the author know. While she let me record this, the author has no intention of ever posting the stories again anywhere. Also, all the bad jokes made in this fic are at my own expense. I recorded these as a sort of a personal challenge.

Harry Potter si bucata de carnat
Length: 2:56min
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Harry Potter si vata de zahar

Length: 3:01min
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Harry Potter si latrina vorbitoare

Length: 2:59min
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Title: Castle of the Abominable Bimbo
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] SallyMn
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart, [tumblr.com profile] theothershiroki, [deviantart.com profile] Xyru
Fandom: Stargate SG1
Chaacters: Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, Anise
Rating: G
Tags: B-Movies
Summary: At least one of the Tok'ra does like to share...
Length: 7:52min (2min of bloopers)
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The second podfic that resulted out of Xyru 's visit back in January. The moment she heard the title, she called 'dibs on the bimbo!!!!', which is how TheOtherShiroki ended up as Daniel and I ended up with Jack :D

1/3 of the podfic is bloopers. The bloopers are bilingual.

The thing that was getting wiggled was a piece of cake.
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Title: LotR twitterfic
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart, [personal profile] analise010
Cover art by: [deviantart.com profile] TheOtherShiroki
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Characters: Frodo Baggins, Gnadalf
Rating: G
Summary: Frodo finds a very simple solution.
Length: 18s(analise010 as Frodo), 19s(kdheart as Frodo)

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Analise and I are either very, very bad, or very, very good influences on each other. Also, Sarshi does the best crack and Shiroki made us the best cover :D
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Title: Regalo sorpresa
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] FujurPreux
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Language: Spanish
Fandom: Dresden Files, Nightmare Before Christmas
Characters: Harry Dresden, Jack Skellington
Rating: G
Summary: Harry regresa a su departamento y encuentra a una criatura muy particular en la puerta, buscándolo.
Length: 7:14min
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Points: [5(Dresden Files)+10(Nightmare Before Christmas)+5(gen)+10(gen)+10(Spanish)]x1= 30

If I've mispronounced anything, please let me know.
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Title: Kagome & Shippo Pranksters Universe (KSPU)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Rating: G
Summary: Written for a series of prompts on deviantArt for [deviantart.com profile] janey-in-a-bottle and posted on AO3 as part of Shichi's Tales of Sex and Doom (and Fluff and Randomness)



Part 1
Fandom: Inuyasha
Characters/Pairing: Kagome Higurashi, Shippo, gen
Prompt: Kagome/Shippo from Inuyasha, meeting in modern times.
Length: 6:18min



Points: [5(fandom)+10(gen)]x1=15

Part 2
Fandom: Inuyasha
Pairing: Kagome/Shippo
Prompt: Kagome/Shippo from Inuyasha, continuing the prankster universe, with "It's fool-proof, trust me", eggshells and green as prompts.
Length: 3:38min



Points: [5(fandom)+10(Kagome/Shippo)]x1=15


Part 3
Fandom: Inuyasha
Pairing: Kagome/Shippo
Prompt: Kagome has a cold.
Length: 3:14min



Points: [5(fandom)+10(Kagome/Shippo)]x1=15

Part 4
Fandom: Inuyasha
Pairing: Kagome/Shippo
Prompt: one of Kagome's friends coming to see her in the prankster fanfic universe.
Length: 2:54min



Points: [5(fandom)+10(Kagome/Shippo)]x1=15

Part 5
Fandom: Inuyasha
Pairing: Kagome/Shippo
Prompt: SKPU (what else, eh?): in spirit of april 1st, kagome plays a prank on shippo, who really didn't see that one coming.
Length: 4min



Points: [5(fandom)+10(Kagome/Shippo)]x1=15

Part 6
Fandom: Inuyasha, Bleach
Pairing: Kagome/Shippo
Prompt: New KSPU installment, something about rivals, I can't remember the exact prompt.
Length: 3:28min



Points: [5(Inuyasha)+5(Bleach)+10(Kagome/Shippo)+5(Bleach:gen)]x1=25

Part 7
Fandom: Inuyasha, Bleach
Pairing: Kagome/Shippo, Kagome/Gin
Prompt: Shippo's birthday.
Length: 2:40min



Points: [5(Inuyasha)+5(Bleach)+10(Kagome/Shippo)+10(Kagome/Gin)]x1=30

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Total Points: 15x5+25+30=130


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Title: Teamwork
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] voxmyriad
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Supernatural, The Agency
Characters: Gabriel, Lex
Rating: G
Summary: If you want something done right, do it yourself find someone else who looks like you and make them do it.
Length: 13:52min
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Points: [1+10(fandom)+5(gen)+10(gen)]x2= 52
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Title: Is Annunciation even a word?
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] palavreado
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Supernatural, The Bible
Characters: Gabriel, the Virgin Mary
Rating: G
Summary: In retrospect, God should've sent Raphael.
Length: 6:15min
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Points: [1+5(fandom)+5+5(gen)]x1= 16

I am not even remotely sorry about this. I was going to use a Byzantine icon for the cover, but eventually settled on Botticelli because Mary already looks like she doesn't want anything to do with the annoying angel that just showed up out of the blue.

Alternate summary: The one in which Gabriel gets his ass handed to him by the future Mother of God.
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Title: Two People Talking
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sallymn
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Stargate SG1, Looney Toons
Characters: Teal'c, Marvin the Martian
Rating: G
Summary: One alien is Very Displeased, the other is not getting a word in edgewise...
Length: 3:16min
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Title: A Very Special Dig
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sallymn
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Stargate SG1, Time Team
Characters: Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, Sam Carter, Teal'c, Tony Robinson, Mick Aston, Phil Harding
Rating: G
Summary: Archeologists on all sides... and the Colonel is Not Happy.
Length: 8.48min
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Reader's note: I am so, so sorry about the accents. There really should be a rule against me trying any sort of accent. While Phil is awesome, I'm not even sure what his accent is.

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Title:Important Angel Business
Author: [livejournal.com profile] entangled_now
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart & [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Cover by: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Sam/Gabriel
Summary: Sam has no idea how Gabriel got his number.



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It was only a matter of time before I ended up recording this (and of course I had to drag Sarshi along for the ride ^__^) .

This is one of my favorite stories and its various audio versions have done a great job at keeping me somewhat sane over the past year. The one read by alchemynerd and immortal_kat is the one I've listened to the most and it was precisely the right length to listen to on my way back from uni and de-stress after classes. Kalakirya's version is perfect for listening before going to bed. margi_lynn's version somehow falls somewhere in between, despite her not knowing about the first version until after she recorded hers. Yes, I've listened to all three numerous times and I have all of them on my mp3 player at all times, just in case I'm struck with insomnia and too distracted to listen to something new. They are the best kind of comfort-pod for me.

Which means that once I got my chance to record this with Sarshi, there was no way out for her MWAHAHAHA!!!!!


Also, considering the sort of shit the Winchesters have to deal with on a regular basis, of course I gave Sam a Nokia phone.

Later edit: And in the meantime, Tenoko1 made another version ^__^

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Fandom: Inuyasha, Yuyu Hakusho
Pairings/Characters: Kagome Higurashi/Shuuichi Minamino, their respective mothers and a lot of random OCs
Rating: PG
Word count: 9647
Summary: Christmas in the mountains, away from time-travelling wells and dangerous, power-hungry youkai sounds like a dream come true to Kagome. Christmas, cinnamon and mothers who think their kids look nice together.
Warnings: mothers bent on matchmaking
Disclaimer: I only own Ana and the random people that are not directly related to the main characters. Kagome, Kurama and whoever else you might recognize belong to their respective creators.
Note: This story has a long history behind it. For something so short, it took an ungodly amount of time to write (it was intended as an entry to a Christmas contest about five years ago on a forum that is long dead). It has also influenced a major decision in my life - if the events would have happened the other way around, I'd have said the story was actually based on personal experience. As it is, it is just a little piece of fluff that just happened to push me in the right direction.

Links:  You can also find it on FF.net, A3O and dA

Outside, the winds were howling and snow was building up in large drifts; inside, Christmas sprit was building up. )
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Title: Tales of Atlantis

Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis, crossing over with Stargate SG1 on occasion and randomly bumping into Supernatural and Doctor Who somewhere further along the line

Author: a collaboration between myself and xyzmary2001 from the anime-empire forum.

Pairings: John Sheppard/Catherine Spencer (OFC), Rodney McKay/Catherine Spencer(OFC), Vala/Daniel, Rodeny/Elizabeth, Sam/Jack, Radek Zelenka/ Stephanie(OFC) and various others of less impact

Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Radek Zelenka, Elizabeth Weir, Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, Teal'c, Sam Carter, Miko Kusanagi, Kate Heightmeyer, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan, Michael Patrick Coburn, Evan Lorne, various original characters

Rating: probably an R eventually

Spoilers: set a few months after 3.17

Word Count: WIP (~86000 so far)

Summary: When the Atlantis expedition thought Rodney's ego and people skills were bad enough, they hadn't yet met their new doctor. Dr Catherine Spencer, a prodigy, proves to be a part-time pain in the neck and a full time liability – at first. She's won John's undying frustration and Rodney's admiration while leaving everyone baffled as to why she was there in the first place. It will take nothing short of an encounter with the Wraith to make her understand what exactly she is meant to do. Meanwhile, Michael is cooking up a new weapon and things are starting to get all-round interesting in the Pegasus galaxy.

Warnings: some OCs, no OOCness (we hope, but it's too early to tell), lemons (later on), occasional crack, bad puns, erratic updates and random fangirls. It will cross over with Stargate SG1 at times and might cross over into other shows as we go.

Disclaimer for the entire story: We do not own Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate SG1 or any of the characters associated with the shows. They belong to the MGM and their respective creator. We only own a handful of OCs that may or may not show up from the first chapter. Catherine Spencer belongs to xyzmary2001 and I take responasbility for the bad puns and Mida Sharp.

Notes: The story starts off a bit disjointed and it took us a few chapters before we found some sort of rythm we could both work with. Parts have been written as an rp before we decided to turn it into an actual fic, parts have been written for NaNoWriMo in 2010, parts have been written long distance and parts have been written under the influence of alcohol. The first couple of chapters are under constant re-editing and re-writing, but I promise I will eventually get Mary to stop doing that (and if she doesn't, there will be a picture of her tied to the heater posted here).

Even if updates are slow and far between, this story will not get abandoned - one of us is too obsesive-compulsive to let the story die.

Links: you can find the story on A3O, of FF.net and on deviantArt and every 7 or 8 chapters I will upload a PDF version here. The first one will be up as soon as mary is done with her latest revison.

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